Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Borscht Belt Joke #9


Driving in New York, a man was desperate to find a parking place. He looks up and he says, "Please God. If you would give me a parking space I would be a better person. I'll go to shul every Sabbath. I'll eat kosher. I'll call my mother every day. "Right away a place appeared in front of him, and he looks up and he says, "Never mind, God. I already found one."

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